"Hey mom, you're looking exceptionally beautiful today," Corinne said almost immediately after the twins were born.
"Have you been working out?"
"What do you want?"
"Oh, I wasn't wanting anything, but since you asked," she began, still in the 'innocent' voice. "I'd like to age up," she continued in her normal, blunt voice.
I scratched my head. "Um... I don't know, Corinne. I just had twins, so I'm really going to need the help... Why do you want to age up so bad?"
"So I can marry Davy and become a teacher! Dailyn will be here to help! Pleeeease?" she begged.
When I finally caved, Corinne looked BEAUTIFUL! She married Davy, (no kids for a while, though) and became an elementary school teacher! She loves it and the kids SO much! I was so happy and proud of her!
Dailyn... ended up looking a LOT like her father...
Faye is my half Chinese little girl! She is SO cute, but her hair won't grow! Hm... I've never had a problem like this before. It must be her dad's fault! Sure, let's blame it on him!
Honestly, Michael would be the cutest little boy ever if his lips weren't so thin. I didn't think that his dad had those thin lips.
Dailyn invited Malcolm over and they were immediately boyfriend and girlfriend. Hm...
Anna-Leigh told me that Ida aged up... on accident, is what she told me, so I went over to see the cutie!
And a cutie she was! She looked at lot like her dad, but I just wanted to knock Anna-Leigh over the head and take her as my own!
"Hey pretty girl!" I said as I threw her up in the air. "Aunt Paisley LOVES you!" I think I embarrassed Anna-Leigh with my baby talk. Well get over it!
"Tickle tickle tickle!" The baby talk wouldn't stop! AH!
"I LOVE you, baby girl!" I said as I snuggled her tight.
She giggled. "Isa woves Andie Pwasley too!" Anna-Leigh SERIOUSLY needed to teach her how to talk...
I heard her get in the pool, so I hopped in myself.
Then I splashed her. Big mistake.
She screamed at me and went inside, so I got changed and continued playing with Ida. "Ah! No hwurt me!"
She burst out laughing when I started tickling her again. I loved her SO much!
Anna-Leigh was sniffling as she cooked.
"Anna, I am SO sorry for splashing you! What do you say I spend the night and help out with Ida? Pleeease?" Well, now I know where Corinne got her begging from.
"Hey, so what's wrong, grumpers?"
She burned the hot dogs, but I ate them anyway. "Well... it's just... everything that happened with Dave is coming back around to get me. It finally hit me that I have raise Ida by myself."
'It will all be OK, Anna, I promise."
"Thanks Pase, you're the best."
"It's all in a day's work."
I decided to cook something NOT burnt for Anna and Ida. But then I remembered that I have my OWN family to worry about, so I went home.
And finished upgrading a few things.
I FINALLY got to go to bed!
I got called to another free vacation, so I took it! Wee!
-Dailyn's POV-
Mom got called on a free vacation so she left ME in charge. I wasn't too happy.
Stupid baby.
I had to do my homework so I went into the boys room to make sure that Michael was OK.
Michael had a friend over, Sandy French, (I think that was her name) and he told her he had a crush on her.
"Oh Michael, I have a crush on you, too!"
Then they hugged. I just wished mom could see this!
And I invited Malcolm over. "Not in front of the babies, love," I said when he tried to kiss me.
I finally got to slip into bed after a long day's work.
Then Faye wouldn't shut up! AGH!
So I taught her to walk.
Then started to teach her how to talk.
But she stopped us in the middle of the lesson.
-Paisley's POV-
I got home and finished teaching Faye to talk.
Then potty trained her. It's like my kids keep all the chores and work just for me.
When we were done, Faye started singing to her doll. How cute!
And then I heard it. "You are just jealous that I'm BETTER THAN YOU!"
"You are such a freak!" Michael screamed.
"HEY!" I roared. "YOU LEAVE YOUR SISTER ALONE! SHE DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THAT!"
I walked out without saying anything like, "Don't do that again," or, "Only scream if she deserves it." Um, I mean, I'd NEVER say that last thing. I just went to Dailyn. "Daily, why did he scream?"
"I don't know, I was just taking a shower and he stormed in and started screaming. I have NO idea why!"
"If he does that again, let me know, OK?"
"OK, thanks mom."
I came downstairs and say Faye SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR! I didn't wake her up because I've learned never to wake a baby up, but I was angry at whoever put her there.
And then one of the twins bit my head off!
Dailyn went to prom. She didn't want to be 'girly,' so she didn't wear a dress.
And Owen came out to visit! I was so happy to see him! He hadn't come in awhile!
Faye was SO cute! I love my little China girl!
I decided to hire a maid. Don't think I'm lazy, I'm just busy and having a maid would make everything easy!
I also called a babysitter. I needed to sleep because I had an 'appointment' with a challenge father in the morning and I couldn't be tired for that.
So I slipped into bed and was asleep the second my head hit the pillow.
In the morning, I felt so refreshed. I hadn't slept that well in a while!
"Hello! I'm Paisley Parker! You're my next challenge father?"
"Yes. My name is Dom."
"Would you mind if we do this at my house, Dom?"
"Sure!"
"I wouldn't mind at all!"
"Thanks for coming with me, Dom, I just don't want word of our, um, 'appointment' getting out to the press."
"Oh it's no problem. You remind me of my wife."
"You have a wife?"
"Well... not anymore. You see, she died a long time ago, along with our baby."
"Oh... I'm sorry, I had no idea."
I leaned in and kissed him. As always, it felt like I was kissing my grandpa, and it was gross.
When we got finished 'making the baby,' I asked Dom to leave. "You selfish little witch!" (or something that SOUNDED like witch... kids read this blog...) "I do you a favor and you kick me out?" he demanded.
"You jerk! You're not doing ME a favor, I'm doing YOU a favor! And you have no right to call me that in my own home!" I yelled.
I groaned. "I really hate you. You were my favorite elder challenge father, and now you go and ruin it! Jerk!"
My hand balled up into a fist. I knew I couldn't hit him, but I REALLY wanted to!
I turned away. "I can't even LOOK at you!"
"Hmph! I'm the witch? YOU'RE the witch!"
When he STILL wouldn't leave, I took action. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
"You are a jerk and a phony! I wouldn't WANT to be your wife! Even if you were young and cute!"
"So you take your old, crinkly feet and get OUT OF HERE!"
I waved my fist in his face. "You don't KNOW how bad I want to sock you in the face!"
Then I jabbed him in the gut. "I don't need this crap!" he yelled.
He started walking away, and I turned and glared, making sure he was actually leaving.
Then I remembered James. I called the museum. "Hello, this is Paisley Parker, James Brown's girlfriend, when is he scheduled to leave?"
"He was scheduled to leave... yesterday?"
I laughed. "James put you up to this, didn't he?"
"No? Oh... can I have a number to reach him at?"
"He's... unreachable?"
After that I got REALLY sick. I had never felt this sick, especially not while pregnant.
I fought barfing harder than I ever had.
I walked out of the bathroom and I saw him. James. Standing in my doorway.
He went upstairs and I followed. He leaned in and kissed me.
"James," I said, in a state of shock, "I thought you were going to China!"
"I was," he began.
"But then I remembered you."
I leaned in and kissed him. "I love you."
Meanwhile, Michael had fun on the sea horse spring rider.
James entertained him by playing tag after he got bored.
I remembered our argument. "Michael, I am SO sorry! Please forgive me! I just wanted the yelling to stop, so I yelled, too."
"Why should I forgive YOU?"
"Michael! PLEASE!"
He studied me for a second. "Alright. I forgive you."
I had to blow off some steam, so I decided to blow up a teddy bear. Hey, don't judge me, it was the only thing lying around!
I placed the bomb and ran.
I covered my ears, and could FEEL the crazy in my eyes!
There's the teddy bear waiting for it's death!
BOOM! AYE SHE BLOWS!
There's the last of the poor guy!
I couldn't help but smile, AND look around to make sure no one saw. We're all good!
I scratched my head. That was PRETTY great!
I went inside and I think one of the twins heard the explosion so I went and comforted her.
Awww! My little girl!
My kids don't know how to use spoons, apparently.
I just want to pinch her cheeks!
I was SO tired after a long day of blowing up bears, talking to my boyfriend, and yelling at an 85 year old man.
Faye didn't share the same thought.
I sent the kids outside to hang out. They were spending too much time inside.
I realized my baby bump was REALLY small.
I went to the hospital to ask the doctor what was up. When I was walking in, I saw Peter flirting with some girl.
See?
When I walked out, I couldn't help it; I screamed.
I was SO angry at what the doctor told me was wrong.
I scratched my head. What was I going to do?
It came as a shock to me that the doctor told me I was too skinny.
Meanwhile, this crazy grandpa gnome watched my kids closely.
Faye was NOT a happy camper!
My baby bump was getting bigger, but very, VERY slowly.
I couldn't let James NOT go to China. He would get paid a lot of money, and it was an AMAZING opportunity. It was also just for a couple months. I called him and invited him over.
I waited by the door until he came.
"What is this about, Paisley?"
"You're going to China," I said bluntly.
"I mean, how could you not?"
"Um, actually, no, I'm not. I love you too much to go."
I was shocked. He wasn't go because of... me?
He started thinking about it. "Hm... I suppose it WOULD be a good experience."
I was getting frustrated. I WANTED him to go!
"Hey, do you like chicken?"
"JAMES! YOU ARE GOING TO CHINA!" I yelled. I heard stirring upstairs and babies crying. Yep, my kids heard that.
"Ooh, did you see that possum?"
"Like, why did he slap that squirrel? Fine... I'll go."
"Thank you, honey," I said as I leaned in.
"Well, good-bye, honey!"
My bump was getting bigger!
Then I called Cassie. I hadn't seen her since she moved to town, and I NEEDED some time with her. She was ALWAYS working! (Cassie is named after one of my most loyal fans, and the creator of one of my favorite challenge blogs of all time, at least that's what her user name is... :D)
Cassie came to my door and she yawned. She was ALWAYS working REALLY hard as a chef, it was her dream to be an AMAZING, FAMOUS chef.
My baby bump was freakin' HUGE! Yay!
"Hey babe!" Cass said as she hugged me.
"Hey, I FINALLY get you to myself!"
"Only for a minute. It's my lunch break, so..."
"Jerk."
When we pulled out of the hug, she felt my tummy. "Wow, these babies are KICKING and SCREAMING!"
"You think it's twins, too?"
"I KNOW it is, I'm feeling FOUR legs kicking, either you have two babies or a very scary one baby!"
We came in and watched TV. "So, how's life?"
"Life is going well for me, just in case you ask me."
She got into her bikini, what the--? "My life is going well, too. I love my job and I'm got a great bod!"
I scrunched my face. "Is that why you're wearing a bikini? To show off while I'm fat and have got cankles?"
"If so, I hate you."
"No, I hate you regardless. You still have a better body than me."
"Now hey, I only have a better body than you when you're not pregnant. Oh wait, that's all the time! HA!"
"Jerk."
"Whoa whoa whoa, I'm just saying it as I see it, babe."
"Shh, your voice is annoying."
"Hey!"
"Well, I don't want to listen to you talk unless you're saying something NOT offending me."
Her face turned disgusted. "Dude! I was only KIDDING!"
"Stop taking everything so SERIOUSLY! You've been that way since BIRTH! We would crack a joke and you would correct us... in the womb!"
My expression turned from angry to "Did she really just say that?"
"I'm serious!"
"Sure..."
"Oh look, your child is in the room..." she said when Dailyn came in to see what was happening.
Her face immediately fixed back into it's usual judgmental state the second she left.
"Shh, the chicken is making a joke!"
"That's no way to talk about your child!"
"Really Paisley, what is WRONG with you?"
I looked at her, shocked. "I was talking about the chicken on the TV you dork!"
"Oh, that explains a lot!" Cass said happily.
"He he, happy day!"
I got shocked. What did my sister DO in those eight years I was away?
"Now sissy, we need to get caught up, what did you do after you left?"
"Correction; after I got kicked OUT!"
"Yeah yeah, big difference..."
"Well, it IS!"
"Sure..."
"Shh."
"Dude!"
"Ha!"
"OK, so, I finished up high school living with Anna-Leigh and her parents. Then I went to rehab in Twinbrook when I hit eighteen. After that, I went to The School of Peace and Love. Really, you're caught up!"
She changed and started running out the door. "Sorry sis, wish I could stay longer, but work is work!"
So much for her. I called Chase. "Sorry Pase, I can't right now, I'm not available until tomorrow!"
My siblings are utterly useless. I called my mom. "Sorry baby, I don't feel good enough to come over!"
And I see where my siblings get it from!
"Anna-Leigh Dara Hemming, you get your butt over here, or you won't have a butt to sit on when I get my hands on you!"
Anna didn't hesitate! She even brought Ida!
"So... wanna spend the night? I'll probably go into labor if I'm lucky."
"Sure!"
We got inside. "Wow! These babies are INSANE! They take after you!"
"Hey now!"
Something about my house, is it, that makes people get into swimsuits? I may never know...
"So..."
"So..."
"So..."
"Dude!"
"Stop this madness!"
"Honestly!"
"Your face better stop it."
"Dork."
"I know, right?"
"Yep!"
I wanted to induce labor, so I got as funky as my hippo butt would let me!
Mm hm, look at that mama go!
Then Anna-Leigh joined in.
Two babes tearin' it up!
Anna-Leigh did some things that I couldn't do in my... state.
Oh yeah, look at those big butts! 'I like big butts and I can not lie, the other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face you get... FEELINGS!' Yes, I did the edited version. :P
We REALLY danced it up!
"Oh yeah preggo, you are JEALOUS!"
Then she freaked out. "OMG! EITHER YOU JUST PEED OR YOUR WATER BROKE! I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE I'D RATHER IT BE!" she screamed.
Big baby, I thought.
"AH! AH! AH!"
Then she walked away like nothing happened. Hm... strange girl, she is.
She decided to help out by feeding the babies.
Why hello my little angel, Kale Parker!
and Jonathan Parker!
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