Paisley Parker's 100 Baby Challenge: Minding My Own Business: Baby #3

After Keaton was born I realized that I better finish teaching Quin how to talk since I would be pregnant soon and I didn't need 3+ crying babies in this house.

After I taught her how to talk I cooked some Goopy Carbonara.

"Ew..."

I had some Autumn Salad from the night before instead... Bob called me and told me about his new roommate, Chuck Love, and that he thinks I would be interested in having him as a father. He also told me that Chuck said he'd be interested in being a father. I headed down there straight away.

"Hello," I said as I entered the all too familiar room.
"Hi, I'm Chuck. And you're Paisley Parker. Bob told me all about you."
"Good things I hope!"
"Nothing but."
"Well let's get to it!" I really hoped he knew what I was talking about so I didn't look like an idiot...

...he did.

I did the famous strut back home

only to find this. Of course my joy was blown up completely by a crying baby. Either I've gotta learn to live with the crying, OR learn to not have any joy. I'll go with number one, thank you.

I slipped right into bed after the two little crazies were under control. I had a very strong feeling that these next few days would be a blast. (sarcasm)

Ah look, my two little crazies asleep at the same time. Really breathe in the silence. I won't hear that for a while...

In the morning I go about my usual routine. Take care of Keaton.

Take care of Quin.

Do my morning pee. :P

Take a nice, hot shower to really wake me up.

Make some delicious food to ease my growling stomach.

EAT the delicious food. My hungry stomach won't be soothed unless I actually eat the stuff.

Take care of the babies... again.

Brush my teeth.

And clean the house.

I was walking outside to use the slip n' slide when I realized something; I HAVE NO NAUSEA!

I called Chuck right away. We had already lost time. "Chuck!" My voice was shaky and nervous.
"Paisley? What is it?"
"I'm not pregnant! I wasn't paying attention! But now I remember that there was no chime! Get over here!" He didn't even say yes, he just hung up.

I invited him right away when he got to my house; no time to lose!

We got to it immediately.

Then I asked him to leave after we were done.

I cared for the babies

ate my food

and went to sleep. THIS time I knew these next few days weren't going to be easy!

In the morning I took care of Keaton (once again)

vomited

took care of Quin

painted a little

And then BOB showed up. I invited him in, confused. I had no clue what this was about. But he just walked right on in, didn't say a word. I let him be. I'd probably figure out why he was here in a little while.

I found out I was pregnant! WHIPPEE!

I suddenly realized what this was about... oh Bob...

I realized Quin was tired so I asked Bob to leave so I could have some peace. Then I cleaned up the play room.

I also put her to sleep.

Took care of Keaton (AGAIN!)

Ate my waffles

Slipped into bed.

In the morning I realized I had to pay the bills or my stuff would be taken away! I hurried and finished my painting so I could pay the bills.

Paid.

Then I realized how PATHETIC my garden was!

Took care of Keaton.

Then Quin.

Then called a babysitter so I could sleep happy.

I slept happy, thank you very much!

But of course, with my luck, I went into labor in the middle of a good dream! Look at me, complaining about the miracle of life! I decided to go to the hospital since the babysitter was already here.